İlham . İle gönderildi izni .

Olası XKCD takvimi "gerçeklerden" birini yazdırın:

Ham metni ve yapıyı APL referans uygulamamdan veya Explain XKCD'nin transkriptinden ( şeklin hemen altındaki başlık metni dahil) alabilirsiniz.

kurallar

Her karar düğümünde, her seçimin eşit (sözde) rastgele bir şansı olmalıdır.

Tüm büyük harfleri kullanabilirsiniz.

Üç cümle oluşturmalısınız; bir soru, bir sebep ve bir başlık metni.

Üç cümle ile sona ermesi gerektiğini ?, .ve .sırası ile, ve tek bir boşlukla birbirinden ayrılır.

Ekleyebileceğiniz tek ekstra boşluk, bir boşluk ve / veya satır sonu.

Örnekler

Did you know that the Latest Sunset drifts out of sync with the Zodiac because of time zone legislation in Indiana? Apparently it's getting worse and no one knows why. While it may seem like trivia, it has to be corrected for by GPS satellites.

Did you know that Leap Year happens later every year because of precession of the equator? Apparently scientists are really worried. While it may seem like trivia, it is taken advantage of by high-speed traders.

Did you know that Easter drifts out of sync with the atomic clock in Colorado because of a decree by the pope in the 1500s? Apparently scientists are really worried. While it may seem like trivia, it causes huge headaches for software developers.

Befunge-93, 1959 1930 bayt

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açıklama

İlk üç satırda, yığın üzerinde olası tüm cümlelerin grafiğini temsil eden bir tür devlet tablosu oluşturarak başlıyoruz. Bu yığın girişleri çiftler halinde gruplanır, bu nedenle önce bir dize öğesi, sonra bir atlama veya dal vardır. Gerektiğinde, grafik bu gereksinimi karşılamak için boş dizeler ve sıfır uzunluklu atlamalarla doldurulur.

Daha sonra ana döngümüz, bir dize öğesini temsil eden bir sayıyı yığının dışına atmakla başlar. Bu sayı, kaynağın alt bölümündeki dize tablosuna ofset olarak yorumlanır. Dize tablosu, aslında Befunge'nin kısıtlanmış bellek alanına sığması için birden fazla satır üzerine sarılmış bir tür bağlantılı listedir.

Bir dize çıktıktan sonra, yığındaki bir sonraki öğe atlama veya dal olur. Sayı 32'den küçükse, yığından birçok çift öğeyi bırakarak yorumladığımız bir atlamadır. Sayı 32 veya daha fazlaysa, bir daldır ve kaynağın son satırındaki tablodan dal ayrıntılarını aramak için değeri (eksi 32) kullanırız.

Şube tablosundaki girdilerin her biri bir sayım ve ardından ofsetlerin bir listesini içerir. Hangi dalı kullanacağımızı öğrendikten sonra, uygun ofseti aramak için rastgele bir sayı üretiyoruz, şube sayısını modüle ediyoruz. Bu ofset daha sonra, gerekli sayıda öğeyi yığından bırakarak atlama olarak yorumlanır.

Bu işlemi yineleyerek bir dize çıktısı alıyoruz, sonra yığın girişleri bitene kadar bir atlama veya dal gerçekleştiriyoruz. Bu noktada, basitçe bir "." son cümlenin sonunu işaretleyin ve sonra çıkın.

Javascript (ES6), 1698 1510 1506 1501 bayt

2 bayt ekleyen koddaki bir hatayı düzeltmek için 12Me21'e teşekkürler

f=ve document.write(f())bayt sayımının bir parçası değildir

f=_=>eval(`"Did you know that {the {Fall;Spring} Equinox;the {Wint;Summ}er {Solstice;Olympics};the {Earli;Lat}est Sun{rise;set};Daylight Saving{;s} Time;Leap {Day;Year};Easter;the {Harvest;Super;Blood} Moon;Toyota Truck Month;Shark Week} {happens {earlier;later;at the wrong time} every year;drifts out of sync with the {Sun;Moon;Zodiac;{Gregorian;Mayan;Lunar;iPhone} Calendar;atomic clock in Colorado};might {not happen;happen twice} this year} because of {time zone legislation in {Indian;Arizon;Russi}a;a decree by the pope in the 1500s;{{precession;eccentricity;obliquity};{lib;liber;nut}ation} of the {Moon;Sun;Earth's axis;equator;prime meridian;{international date;mason-dixon} line};magnetic field reversal;an arbitrary decision by {Benjamin Franklin;Isaac Newton;FDR}}? Apparently {it causes a predictable increase in car accidents;that's why we have leap seconds;scientists are really worried;it was even more extreme during the {{Bronz;Ic}e Age;{Cretaceou;1990}s};there's a proposal to fix it, but it {will never happen;actually makes things worse;is stalled in congress;might be unconstitutional};it's getting worse and no one knows why}. While it may seem like trivia, it {causes huge headaches for software developers;is taken advantage of by high-speed traders;triggered the 2003 Northeast Blackout;has to be corrected for by GPS satellites;is now recognized as a major cause of World War I}."`.split`{`.join`"+(a=>a[Math.random()*a.length|0])(["`.split`}`.join`"])+"`.split`;`.join`","`)
document.write(f())

Python 2 , 1297 bayt

OV sayesinde -419 bayt.

exec'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'.decode('base64').decode('zip')

Çevrimiçi deneyin!

Gerçek kod:

from random import*
c=lambda*a:choice(a)
print'Did you know that '+c('the '+c('fall','spring')+' equinox','the '+c('winter','summer')+' '+c('solstice','olympics'),'the '+c('earliest','latest')+' '+c('sunrise','sunset'),'daylight saving'+c('','s')+' time','leap '+c('day','year'),'easter','the '+c('harvest','super','blood')+' moon','toyota truck month','shark week')+' '+c('happens '+c('earlier','later','at the wrong time')+' every year','drifts out of sync with the '+c('sun','moon','zodiac',c('gregorian','mayan','lunar','iPhone')+' calendar','atomic clock in colorado'),'might '+c('not happen','happen twice')+' this year')+' because of '+c('time zone legislation in '+c('indiana','arizona','russia'),'a decree by the Pope in the 1500s',c('precession','libation','nutation','libation','eccentricity','obliquity')+' of the '+c('moon','sun',"earth's axis",'equator','prime meridian',c('international date','mason-dixon')+' line'),'magnetic field reversal','an arbitrary decision by '+c('Benjamin Franklin','Isaac Newton','FDR'))+'? Apparently '+c('it causes a predictable increase in car accidents',"that's why we have leap seconds",'scientists are really worried','it was even more extreme during the '+c('bronze age','ice age','cretacious','1990s'),"there's a proposal to fix it, but it "+c('will never happen','actually make things worse','is stalled in Congress','might be unconstitutional'),"it's getting worse and no one knows why")+'. While it may seem like trivia, it '+c('causes huge headaches for software developers','is taken advantage of by high-speed traders','triggered the 2003 Northeast Blackout','has to be corrected for by GPS satellites','is now recognized as a major cause of World War I')+'.'

Çok yorucuydu. Ben temel golf bile yapmadım. Birisi lütfen golf oynamak için bir senaryo yaz.

Kömür , 806 bayt

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Çevrimiçi deneyin! Bağlantı, kodun ayrıntılı versiyonudur. Açıklama:

 ”....”                             Compressed string
≔      θ                            Assign to `q`
         β                          Lowercase letters
        Ｆ                           Loop over each letter
              ⪪θι   ⪪θι      ⪪θι    Split `q` at that letter
             §   ⁰                  First string in split (i.e. prefix)
                   ✂   ¹±¹¦¹        Slice split excluding prefix and suffix
                  ‽                 Select random element
                            ⊟       Pop last string (i.e. suffix)
           ⁺⁺                       Concatenate
          ≔                     θ   Assign to `q`
                                 θ  Print `q`

R , 1903 1751 1743 bayt

Basit bir kaba kuvvet çözümü. Biraz daha golf oynamak için bir yol olabilir.

p=paste
P=paste0
s=function(...)sample(c(...),1)
C='calendar'
T='the'
P(p('Did you know that',s(p(T,s('Fall','Spring'),'Equinox'),p(T,s('Winter','Summer'),s('Solstice','Olympics')),p(T,s('Earliest','Latest'),s('Sunrise','Sunset')),P('Daylight Saving',s('s',''),' Time'),p('Leap',s('Day','Year')),'Easter',p(T,s('Harvest','Super','Blood'),'Moon'),'Toyota Truck Month','Shark Week'),s(p('happens',s('earlier','later','at the wrong time'),'every year'),p('drifts out of sync with the',s('Sun','Moon','Zodiac',p('Gregorian',C),p('Mayan',C),p('Lunar',C),p('iPhone'),'atomic clock in Colorado')),p('might',s('not happen','happen twice'),'this year')),'because of',s(p('time zone legislation in',s('Indiana','Arizona','Russia')),'a decree by the pope in the 1500s',p(s('precession','libration','nutation','libation','eccentricity','obliquity'),'of the',s('Moon','Sun',"Earth's axis",'equator','prime meridian','international date line','mason-dixon line')),'magnetic field reversal',p('an arbitrary decision by',s('Benjamin Franklin','Isaac Newton','FDR')))),'? Apparently ',s('it causes a predictable increase in car accidents',"that's why we have leap seconds",'scientists are really worried',p('it was even more extreme during the',s('Bronze Age','Ice Age','Cretaceous','1990s')),p("there's a proposal to fix it, but it",s('will never happen','actually makes things worse','is stalled in congress','might be unconstitutional')),"it's getting worse and no one knows why"),'. While it may seem like trivia, it ',s('causes huge headaches for software developers','is taken advantage of by high-speed traders','triggered the 2003 Northeast Blackout','has to be corrected for by GPS satellites','is now recognized as a major cause of World War I'),'.')

Çevrimiçi deneyin!

JavaScript (ES6), 1275 bayt

f=(s=btoa`...`)=>/h/.test(s)?f(s.replace(/g([^gi]+)i/,(_,x)=>` ${(x=x.split`h`)[Math.random()*x.length|0]} `)):s.replace(/[a-f]/g,x=>" '-?,."['0x'+x-10]).replace(/ +(\W)/g,'$1')

nerede ...çalıştığı sonucunu temsil atob()bu ipe ve değiştirilmesi \ile \\, `ile \`birlikte, 0x00 \0ile ve 0x0D \r:

DIDaYOUaKNOWaTHATgTHEgFALLhSPRINGiEQUINOXhTHEgWINTERhSUMMERigSOLSTICEhOLYMPICSihTHEgEARLIESThLATESTigSUNRISEhSUNSETihTHEgHARVESThSUPERhBLOODiMOONhDAYLIGHTgSAVINGhSAVINGSiTIMEhLEAPgDAYhYEARihEASTERhTOYOTAaTRUCKaMONTHhSHARKaWEEKigHAPPENSgEARLIERhLATERhATaTHEaWRONGaTIMEiEVERYaYEARhDRIFTSaOUTaOFaSYNCaWITHaTHEgSUNhMOONhZODIAChgGREGORIANhMAYANhLUNARhIPHONEiCALENDARhATOMICaCLOCKaINaCOLORADOihMIGHTgNOTaHAPPENhHAPPENaTWICEiTHISaYEARiBECAUSEaOFgTIMEaZONEaLEGISLATIONaINgINDIANAhARIZONAhRUSSIAihAaDECREEaBYaTHEaPOPEaINaTHEa1500ShgPRECESSIONhLIBRATIONhNUTATIONhLIBRATIONhECCENTRICITYhOBLIQUITYiOFaTHEgSUNhMOONhEARTHbSaAXIShEQUATORhPRIMEaMERIDIANhINTERNATIONALaDATEaLINEhMASONcDIXONaLINEihMAGNETICaFIELDaREVERSALhANaARBITRARYaDECISIONaBYgBENJAMINaFRANKLINhISSACaNEWTONhFDRiidaAPPARENTLYgITaCAUSESaAaPREDICTABLEaINCREASEaINaCARaACCIDENTShTHATbSaWHYaWEaHAVEaLEAPaSECONDShSCIENTISTSaAREaREALLYaWORRIEDhITaWASaEVENaMOREaEXTREMEaDURINGaTHEgBRONZEaAGEhICEaAGEhCRETACEOUSh1990SihTHEREbSaAaPROPOSALaTOaFIXaITeaBUTaITgWILLaNEVERaHAPPENhACTUALLYaMAKESaTHINGSaWORSEhISaSTALLEDaINaCONGRESShMIGHTaBEaUNCONSTITUTIONALihITbSaGETTINGaWORSEaANDaNOaONEaKNOWSaWHYifaWHILEaITaMAYaSEEMaLIKEaTRIVIAeaITgCAUSESaHUGEaHEADACHESaFORaSOFTWAREaDEVELOPERShISaTAKENaADVANTAGEaOFaBYaHIGHcSPEEDaTRADERShTRIGGEREDaTHEa2003aNORTHEASTaBLACKOUThHASaTOaBEaCORRECTEDaFORaBYaGPSaSATELLITEShISaNOWaRECOGNIZEDaASaAaMAJORaCAUSEaOFaWORLDaWARaIif

Burada deneyin, eksi btoa:

f=(s="DIDaYOUaKNOWaTHATgTHEgFALLhSPRINGiEQUINOXhTHEgWINTERhSUMMERigSOLSTICEhOLYMPICSihTHEgEARLIESThLATESTigSUNRISEhSUNSETihTHEgHARVESThSUPERhBLOODiMOONhDAYLIGHTgSAVINGhSAVINGSiTIMEhLEAPgDAYhYEARihEASTERhTOYOTAaTRUCKaMONTHhSHARKaWEEKigHAPPENSgEARLIERhLATERhATaTHEaWRONGaTIMEiEVERYaYEARhDRIFTSaOUTaOFaSYNCaWITHaTHEgSUNhMOONhZODIAChgGREGORIANhMAYANhLUNARhIPHONEiCALENDARhATOMICaCLOCKaINaCOLORADOihMIGHTgNOTaHAPPENhHAPPENaTWICEiTHISaYEARiBECAUSEaOFgTIMEaZONEaLEGISLATIONaINgINDIANAhARIZONAhRUSSIAihAaDECREEaBYaTHEaPOPEaINaTHEa1500ShgPRECESSIONhLIBRATIONhNUTATIONhLIBRATIONhECCENTRICITYhOBLIQUITYiOFaTHEgSUNhMOONhEARTHbSaAXIShEQUATORhPRIMEaMERIDIANhINTERNATIONALaDATEaLINEhMASONcDIXONaLINEihMAGNETICaFIELDaREVERSALhANaARBITRARYaDECISIONaBYgBENJAMINaFRANKLINhISSACaNEWTONhFDRiidaAPPARENTLYgITaCAUSESaAaPREDICTABLEaINCREASEaINaCARaACCIDENTShTHATbSaWHYaWEaHAVEaLEAPaSECONDShSCIENTISTSaAREaREALLYaWORRIEDhITaWASaEVENaMOREaEXTREMEaDURINGaTHEgBRONZEaAGEhICEaAGEhCRETACEOUSh1990SihTHEREbSaAaPROPOSALaTOaFIXaITeaBUTaITgWILLaNEVERaHAPPENhACTUALLYaMAKESaTHINGSaWORSEhISaSTALLEDaINaCONGRESShMIGHTaBEaUNCONSTITUTIONALihITbSaGETTINGaWORSEaANDaNOaONEaKNOWSaWHYifaWHILEaITaMAYaSEEMaLIKEaTRIVIAeaITgCAUSESaHUGEaHEADACHESaFORaSOFTWAREaDEVELOPERShISaTAKENaADVANTAGEaOFaBYaHIGHcSPEEDaTRADERShTRIGGEREDaTHEa2003aNORTHEASTaBLACKOUThHASaTOaBEaCORRECTEDaFORaBYaGPSaSATELLITEShISaNOWaRECOGNIZEDaASaAaMAJORaCAUSEaOFaWORLDaWARaIif")=>/h/.test(s)?f(s.replace(/g([^gi]+)i/,(_,x)=>` ${(x=x.split`h`)[Math.random()*x.length|0]} `)):s.replace(/[a-f]/g,x=>" '-?,."['0x'+x-10]).replace(/ +(\W)/g,'$1')
document.write(f())

APL (Dyalog) , 1302 bayt

'[a-z]'⎕R' \u&'⊢'⍠[^⍠⌸]*⌸'⎕R{(?∘≢⊃⊢)⍵.Match(∊⊆⊣)⎕AV}⍣≡'DIDyOUkNOWtHAT⍠tHE⍠fALL⌺sPRING⌸eQUINOX⌺tHE⍠wINTE⌺sUMME⌸R⍠sOLSTICE⌺oLYMPICS⌸⌺tHE⍠eARLI⌺lAT⌸ESTsUN⍠RISE⌺SET⌸⌺dAYLIGHTsAVING⍠ ⌺S ⌸TIME⌺lEAP⍠dAY⌺yEAR⌸⌺eASTER⌺tHE⍠hARVEST⌺sUPER⌺bLOOD⌸mOON⌺tOYOTAtRUCKmONTH⌺sHARKwEEK⌸⍠hAPPENS⍠eARLIER⌺lATER⌺aTtHEwRONGtIME⌸eVERYyEAR⌺dRIFTSoUToFsYNCwITHtHE⍠sUN⌺mOON⌺zODIAC⌺⍠gREGORIAN⌺mAYAN⌺lUNAR⌺iPHONE⌸cALENDAR⌺aTOMICcLOCKiNcOLORADO⌸⌺mIGHT⍠nOThAPPEN⌺hAPPENtWICE⌸tHISyEAR⌸bECAUSEoF⍠tIMEzONElEGISLATIONiN⍠iNDIAN⌺aRIZON⌺rUSSI⌸A⌺adECREEbYtHEpOPEiNtHE 1500S⌺⍠pRECESSION⌺lIBRATION⌺nUTATION⌺lIBATION⌺eCCENTRICITY⌺oBLIQUITY⌸oFtHE⍠mOON⌺sUN⌺eARTH''SaXIS⌺eQUATOR⌺pRIMEmERIDIAN⌺⍠iNTERNATIONALdATE⌺mASON-DIXON⌸lINE⌸⌺mAGNETICfIELDrEVERSAL⌺aNaRBITRARYdECISIONbY⍠bENJAMINfRANKLIN⌺iSAACnEWTON⌺fDR⌸⌸?aPPARENTLY⍠iTcAUSESapREDICTABLEiNCREASEiNcARaCCIDENTS⌺tHAT''SwHYwEhAVElEAPsECONDS⌺sCIENTISTSaRErEALLYwORRIED⌺iTwASmOREeXTREMEdURINGtHE ⍠BRONZEaGE⌺ICEaGE⌺CRETACEOUS⌺1990S⌸⌺tHERE''SapROPOSALtOfIXiT,bUTiT⍠wILLnEVERhAPPEN⌺aCTUALLYmAKEStHINGSwORSE⌺iSsTALLEDiNcONGRESS⌺mIGHTbEuNCONSTITUTIONAL⌸⌺iT''SgETTINGwORSEaNDnOoNEkNOWSwHY⌸.wHILEiTmAYsEEMlIKEtRIVIA,iT⍠cAUSEShUGEhEADACHESfORsOFTWAREdEVELOPERS⌺iStAKENaDVANTAGEoFbYhIGH-SPEEDtRADERS⌺tRIGGEREDtHE 2003nORTHEASTbLACKOUT⌺hAStObEcORRECTEDfORbYgPSsATELLITES⌺iSnOWrECOGNIZEDaSamAJORcAUSEoFwORLDwARi⌸.'

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Adám bu konuda yardımcı oldu ... sonra bitirmek için bana meydan okudu. : P

-11 Adám sayesinde (yeni SBCS aracını kullanarak kodlamayı ek ücret ödemeden kötüye kullanabilirim).

Haskell , 1949 1938 bayt

import System.Random
data T a=N a[T a](T a)|P Char(T a)|E
l s=N s[]E
t=N"the"
w=map l.words
k=map l.lines
d=N""
g!a|(i,h)<-randomR(0,length a-1)g=(a!!i,h)
g#E=("",g)
g#(P c n)|(e,v)<-g#n=(c:e,v)
g#(N s[]n)|(e,v)<-g#n=([' '|s>""]++s++e,v)
g#(N s c n)|(p,q)<-g!c,(m,h)<-q#p,(e,v)<-h#n=([' '|s>""]++s++m++e,v)
tail.fst.(#N"Did you know that"[t(w"fall spring")$l"equinox",t(w"winter summer")$d(w"solstice olympics")E,t(w"earliest latest")$d(w"sunrise sunset")E,N"daylight"(w"saving savings")$l"time",N"leap"(w"day year")E,l"easter",t(w"harvest super blood")$l"moon",l"Toyota truck month",l"shark week"](d[N"happens"(k"earlier\nlater\nat the wrong time")$l"every year",N"drifts out of sync with the"[l"sun",l"moon",l"zodiac",d(w"gregorian mayan lunar iPhone")$l"calendar",l"atomic clock in Colorado"]E,N"might"(k"not happen\nhappen twice")$l"this year"]$N"because of"[N"time zone legislation in"(w"Indiana Arizona Russia")E,l"a decree by the Pope in the 1500s",d(w"precession libration nutation libation eccentricity obliquity")$N"of the"(k"moon\nsun\nEarth's axis\nequator\nprime meridian\ninternational date line\nMason-Dixon line")E,l"magnetic field reversal",N"an arbitrary decision by"(k"Benjamin Franklin\nIsaac Newton\nFDR")E]$P '?'$N"Apparently"[l"it causes a predictable increase in car accidents",l"that's why we have leap seconds",l"scientists are really worried",N"it was even more extreme during the"[l"bronze age",l"ice age",l"cretaceous",l"1990's"]E,N"there's a proposal to fix it, but it"(k"will never happen\nactually makes things worse\nis stalled in congress\nmight be unconstitutional")E,l"it's getting worse and no one knows why"]$P '.'$N"While it may seem like trivia, it"(k"causes huge headaches for software developers\nis taken advantage of by high-speed traders\ntriggered the 2003 Northeast Blackout\nhas to be corrected for by GPS satellites\nis now recognized as a major cause of World War I")$P '.'E))<$>newStdGen

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Çoğunlukla bunu yazdım, böylece veri yapısını oluşturabilirim. Bu kesinlikle geliştirilebilir ama ben yoruldum ve yakında ayrılmak zorundayım. Bence büyük harf kullanımı çoğunlukla doğru ama yanlışsa hepsini büyük harflere çevireceğim. Dize verileri ile garip bir şey yapmadığım için bayt sayısını veya herhangi bir şeyi değiştirmeyecek.

Temel fikir, her bir düğümün boş ( E), noktalama işareti ( P) veya alt öğe içeren bir dize etiketinin bulunduğu bağlantılı bir ağaç listesidir . Düğümler dışındaki tüm düğümlerin E, kendilerinden sonra gelen bir "takipçi" düğümü vardır.

EDIT: sadece bir yazım hatası fark ettim ("kimse nedenini bilmiyor" yerine "kimse nedenini bilmiyor" yerine) düzeltmek için bir bayt eklemek zorunda kaldı ama ben de kesilebilir bazı kod bulundu

APL (Dyalog Unicode) , 1593 bayt

C←?∘≢⊃⊢
S←C'|'∘≠⊆⊢
∊'Did you know that '(C('the '(S'Fall|Spring')' Equinox ')('the '(S'Winter |Summer ')(S'Solstice |Olympics '))('the '(S'Earliest |Latest ')(S'Sunrise |Sunset '))('Leap ',S'Day |Year ')'Easter '('the '(S'Harvest|Super|Blood')' Moon ')'Toyota Truck Month '('Daylight Savings Time '~C's∘')'Shark Week ')(C('happens '(S'earlier|later|at the wrong time')' every year ')('drifts out of sync with the '(S'Sun |Moon |Zodiac |atomic clock in Colorado|',' Calendar ',⍨S'Gregorian|Mayan|Lunar|iPhone'))('might '(S'not happen|happen twice')' this year '))'because of '(C('time zone legislation in ',S'Indiana|Arizona|Russia')'a decree by the pope in the 1500s'((S'precession|libration|nutation|libation|eccentricity|obliquity')' of the '(S'Moon|Sun|Earth''s axis|equator|prime meridian|',' line',⍨S'international date|mason-dixon'))'magnetic field reversal'('an arbitrary decision by ',S'Benjamin Franklin|Isaac Newton|FDR'))'? Apparently '(C'it causes a predictable increase in car accidents'('it was even more extreme during the ',S'Bronze Age|Ice Age|Cretaceous|1990s')'that''s why we have leap seconds'('there''s a proposal to fix it, but it ',S'will never happen|actually makes things worse|is stalled in congress|might be unconstitutional')'scientists are really worried' 'it''s getting worse and no one knows why')'. While it may seem like trivia, it '(S'causes huge headaches for software developers|is taken advantage of by high-speed traders|triggered the 2003 Northeast Blackout|has to be corrected for by GPS satellites|is now recognized as a major cause of World War I')'.'

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İki yardımcı işlevi tanımlar ve sonra bunları tek bir dev ifadede kullanır:

C← C (için Cı hoose) olan
?∘≢ bağımsız değişken elementlerin sayısı için bir rasgele sayı kadar
⊃ alır
⊢ argümanlar

S← S ( S plit ve S elect için)  boru-olmayan bölümlenmiş  argüman
C arasından seçimdir
'|'∘≠
⊆
⊢

∊ ε nlist (düzleştirmek)
Cdizeleri ve bir listeden seçer Sa altdizgelerin seçtiği |sınırlandırılmış bir dize ve bu sadece bir "gerçeği" inşa etmek kombinasyon halinde kullanılır.