Patronun gizli gizli mesajı okumayı başardı . Ama seni kovmaktan vazgeçmedi, sadece bir sekreter yaptı ve kod yazmanı yasakladı.

Ama sen bir programcısın. Kod yazman gerekiyor. Sen gerekir kod.

Bu nedenle, kodunuzun olabildiğince İngilizceye benzemesi, mantıklı olması ve olabildiğince az kod gibi görünmesi gerekir. Kodunuz bir tamsayı listesi (bir işlevde veya STDIN'de) almalı ve bu listeyi sıralı olarak döndürmelidir (onu döndürerek veya STDOUT).

Herhangi bir dil kullanılabilir, ancak en yaratıcı çözümü arıyorum (kodunuz bir işletme mektubuna benziyorsa kudos).

Bu bir popülerlik yarışması!

GolfScript

Sevgili Patron Adam.

Klavyemin değiştirilmesi gerektiğine dikkatimi çekti;
~ $ `sembollerini yazmak için gerekli tuşları kullanın . ve} düzgün çalışmıyor.

Bu şekilde çalışmak çok zor! Lütfen BT departmanına hatalı
klavyeyi en kısa sürede değiştirmesini söyleyin .

İçtenlikle,

Dennis

Çevrimiçi deneyin!

Nasıl çalışır

• Tanımsız belirteçler (örneğin, çoğu İngilizce kelime) GolfScript'teki adlardır.

• . ; giriş dizesini çoğaltır ve kopyayı atar.

• ~ $ giriş dizesini değerlendirir ve elde edilen diziyi sıralar.

• ` diziyi inceler (güzel baskı için).

• . and çıktı dizesini çoğaltır ve kopyayı atar.

• }eşsiz olduğu için "süper yorum" dur; onu takip eden her şey göz ardı edilir.

PHP

Geçirdiğiniz bir itemdiziyi sıralayacak bir işlev tanımlar .

Dear Boss,
I have successfully discovered all brackets.
The ones marked with question marks are the ones which I am not sure about.
The ones marked with asterisks can be used both as an opening and closing delimiter.
(
)
{
}
[
]
>?
<?
/*
'*
"*

Thank you for reading my memo. In other news, the */ function item (#12 in the list of things that have an asterisk before them) was discovered recently, which I read on a local news site.
#12 is my favorite function item! Just thought you'd be interested. Sorry if this is too off-topic; here's some business stuff. Imagine that you had some (let's say you have a combination of $10
& $money) # of dollars (i.e. you have $10 + $money). Now, here's the important part. It's so important, I'll separate it from the rest of this message with the brackets I discovered:

{
#10 in my personal list of things to remember about money management is that you have to be careful. I still haven't been able to
sort #9 out yet (I bought the manual from someone else), but #9 also seems to be about being careful. You also have to guard the dollars
($money); #13 says that if you don't protect them by putting them in a bank or something, they might be stolen.
}

   //-----------------------\\
  //   Signed,               \\
  //   Your great employee   \\
   //-----------------------\\

Bir metin düzenleyiciye yapıştırırsanız ve pencereyi yeniden boyutlandırırsanız ekranın tamamını bir kerede görebilmeniz için pencereyi yeniden boyutlandırırsınız.

Python 2

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
One of the phones in the office seems to be broken, so it needs to be fixed.

''''''''''''''''''''
This memo was made while testing the functionality of its buttons since
some of them didn't seem to work.
''''''''
1 (no alphabets) working with no problem
''''''''
abc working with no problem
'''''''''
def working (partially):
 please                                              =( 'o" :\
 at least I figured out that this was a problem!     :')
 # list (phone number list) was missing as well, so I need to:

 #1
 print (please, sorted (partially)) [1] # list, and [2] the memo
 #2
 return
 #3
 check (making-sure, ghi-jkl-etc. works)

''''''''''''''''''

Python 2

'''
                        5th of September 2014

Dear Boss,

I  am writing    this Mail because     i want to discuss  
 the recent   incident.
I am Thankful    that you did not fire   me, and gave me a secretary position instead.
I dont have any    experience in being a     sec retary and I am not very. good at   writing mail,
so please   excuse any spelling,   grammar or   formating   errors  in     this mail.

I will       certainly     try to improve  and do   my best in my new job      and will'''
'from now on strictly ';exec'''ute your orders.   =
Firstly      i want to    sincerly        apologize my   dumb behaviour,it was  idiotic ( and childish ).
I   really  ;apologize  to you. it  wont  .happen again, sir. If   i   could  
 only   reverse   the  timeline       (to undo it all). Then i would;
I   really   promise to never  write  code in any form

Can i talk about that   in   a   meeting with  you?
  Maybe    today at'''[4::15]#in the afternoon?

Doğru kelimeleri bulmak gerçek bir acıydı.

Giriş: [1,7,4,3]
Çıktı: [1,3,4,7]

NetLogo

To Manager [IT]

Let Sue sort it; then
show Sue the end to the end

Girinti ve büyük harf değişimi ile kod netleşir (er). Bu, managerlisteyi girdi olarak alan ve sıralanmış listeyi basan bir fonksiyon tanımlar .

to manager [IT]
  let sue sort IT; then (semicolons introduce a comment)
  show sue
  the
end

to the
end

C

STDIN aracılığıyla boşlukla ayrılmış liste olarak giriş yapın, STDOUT aracılığıyla boşlukla ayrılmış liste olarak girin.

Dear Boss, 

I have made for you a decision about my employment a t your company. At about noon 
a letter explaining this shall be presented to you, as I am a lazy person. As you 
are a fool, I will say no more. And I look forward to never seeing you again.

Insincerely, 
Steward Pitt

Bu derlenmelidir:

gcc bossletter.c -o bossletter -Dam='+++' -Dwill='---' -Dthis='{' -Dhave=';' 
-Ddecision=',' -Dquit='*' -Dfor='(' -Dmy=')' -Dbrain='}' -Dlie=']' -Dnoon='-quit'
-DD='' -Dto='D' -Dyou='D' -Dfool='you' -Das='to' -Dday='D' -Dno='fool' -Dcake='Pitt'
-Dlook='you' -DPitt='the' -Dthe='as' -DBoss='a[9999 lie' -DAs='a have' -Dlazy='my' 
-Dperson='lazy have company' -Dyour='this' -DInsincerely='a' -Dcompany='b' 
-Demployment='int quit' -DDear='struct this employment a have brain b have' 
-Dbe='scanf for' -Dis='I[' -Dnever='for presented " " decision' -Dthat='4 decision' 
-Dagain="my have b" -Dt='decision quit about have' -Dshall='while for' 
-Dpresented='"%" to "d"' -Dletter='have brain' -DAt='a have return quit' 
-Dmore='have b' -DAnd='a have shall' -Dare='qsort for' -Dforward='--my printf' 
-Dexplaining='main for my' 
-Dsay='1 decision that made my day' 
-DSteward='Boss have no brain' 
-Dseeing='the cake is a lie'

Kod genişler:

struct{ int *a; } b;
a[9999], I;
made(a, about) int *a, *about; {
    b.a;
    return *about - *a; 
}
main(){
    while(scanf("%d", I++ + a));
    b.a;
    qsort(a, I-- - 1, 4, made);
    b.a;
    while(I--) printf("%d ", I[a]);
    b.a, a[9999];
}

Python 2 ve 3

Ne yazık ki, bugünün çalışanları her yerde hashtag kullanmaktan vazgeçemiyorlar ...

#WritingALetter #Business    Dear Boss,
#SecondLine    I found this scrap of paper on the floor. It said "

def sortl(l):        # define a function
    return sorted(l) # returns the list, sorted "

#ScrapOfPaper    Just thought I should let you know.
#Honesty    From Laurence

[Denemeye değer, sanırım?]

brainfuck

Hey boss! This is the public key that you asked!

>,[[-[>>+<<-]>+>]<[<<]>,]+>[>+<-]>[>[>+<<->-]<[<<.>>-]<<[>>+<<-]>>+>>]

Pretty cool huh?

Telif hakkı notu:

Not: Buradan kopyalayıp yapıştırdım . Bildiğim kadarıyla, bu siteden gelen kodların telif hakkı cc by-sa 3.0'a atfedilmiş bir hakkı vardır. Bu yöntem yasal değilse, bana bildirin; bunu silmeyi deneyeceğim.

JavaScript

Zekâlı olabileceğimden emin değilim ama izimden atabilirim!

/*Hello Bossman
I feel the need to alert you to a pressing matter.
Nothing Dan from Marketing's head seems to be */function/*ing anymore.
I have a lot of evidence, but not enough time to */sort/* through it.
Should I just send it to you directly */(/*although I'm sure you have about a thou*/s/*and other things to do*/)/*?
Nah, here's it in a summary:

Dan seems to be overly facinated by the */{/* key on his keyboard, and presses it many times a minute.
He */return/*ed his new Galaxy */s/*4, after trying to eat it, multiple times.*/.

/*When Dan was tasked to */sort/* through the Haberson account, he attempted to stab his computer multiple times with a ruler */(/*he was eventually deterred by Jenny)
Everyone backed off for a few days, but we all remembered.
Later, we approached him about the incident, he claimed hostile working conditions and that he was unable to */function(/*.
I think he m*/a/*y need to see a psychatrist.

None of us feel safe to approach him on the topic again*/, b/*rining up conflict is something most of us like to avoid. (except Jenny*/)
{/*Dan was then moved to a different spot in the building, in an attempt to give him a new environment.
Despite the move he */return/*ed to his old desk every day, and wrote */a - b/* on the walls of the new spot.
We all just sort of accepted that and the layout planner gave up after a week or two.

One week we got a new employee in the office. When she went to say Hi to Dan, he screamed a - b over and over.
Not sure what his fascination is there. b-c is a much superior algorithm.

We're not really sure what caused this, but one day he switched from the { key to the */}
/*key. Dan switched back the next day.

There is an ongoing betting pool on what will happen next (general categories mostly*/)
/*Currently the betting for him stabbing an actual person is at almost $20,000.

Please do something about Dan. If anything start a reality TV show from the security tapes.

On a completely unrelated note, I love this new */}/* key, it's really neat looking. Did my keyboard always have this?
Sincerely,
Zeke*/

function sort(s) { return s.sort(function(a,b) { return a-b }); }

Dogescript

Bu temelde İngilizce, değil mi?

shh oooot! my  keyybr oad is brokn. i ne ed neew 1.
such fixs much keys
keys dose sort
wow keys

Çevirir:

// oooot! my keyybr oad is brokn. i ne ed neew 1. 
function fixs(keys) {
    keys.sort();
    return keys;
}

LiveScript

Bunu anlamaya çalışın ... Kolay, daha çok yönlü kopyala yapıştırmaya izin vermek için her zaman ona bu gibi e-postalar gönderiyor.

# Mr. Boss,
#
#     So, I'm done with this job. It is driving
#     me crazy. We aren't allowed to have *any*
      fun =#(. I am planning on leaving this
#     company while you all poorly attempt to
#     sort all this out. Also, I would like to
#     mention that a specific single bit in the
       sort # for your in-house algorithm gets
#     inverted. Happy hunting while I have fun
#     programming for another company far more
#     grateful than yours.
#
# Best regards,
# Your handy little programmer-turned-secretary.

1. Standart kütüphanesi olan Prelude.ls, doğal sıralama fonksiyonuna sahiptir.
2. İki eksik karmayı not edin (yorumlar). Birincisi, ikinciden çok daha açık.

Şunu ayrıştırır: "fun = sort" ve şunu derler: "var fun; fun = sort;"

Servis yolu (rekabet etmeyen; -;)

Dear Boss Man
I thought I had put your recovered files on drive z.
In reality it was downloaded to the main drive, C://users/boss/recovery. Sorry for the confusion!

Tercüman Permalink

Nasıl çalışır:

Tek önemli kısım ://ve üstündeki çizgi z.. :"buraya girdi koy" anlamına gelir, ilk önce /onu yansıtır z; sonra yukarı doğru gider, yukarıdan sarar, aşağıdan yukarı doğru devam eder, daha sonra aşağıdan vurur /, bu da diğerine doğru sıçrar /, aynı şeyi yapar, bu kez etrafa sarılır. . veya çıkar.

Basitleştirilmiş sürüm:

sapak

Dear Boss Man             
             z.
            ://

Çevrimiçi deneyin!

JavaScript (ES6)

      (a) => /*----------*\ <= (a)
       |      Announcement      |
  .   (a)    \*----------*/    (a)   .

 sort (/* YOUR DOCUMENTS BEFORE 2/5 )*/

     ($,_) => /*--------*\ <= (_,$)
      |         Warnings         |
 //  (_-$)    \*--------*/    ($-_)  //

      /*( NO SMOKING IN OFFICE */)

Çevrimiçi deneyin!

Evet, patronun bildirimlerinde süslü süslemelerden hoşlandığını biliyorum, bu yüzden metinleri büyük harflerle yazdım ve metinleri süslü sembollerle çevreledim :)

PS. Ofis neden hala TELNET kullanıyor?

Aslında, yorumların kaldırılması ve gereksiz boşluklar, işleri içine sokar (a)=>(a).sort(($,_)=>($-_))ve amaçlanan budur; P

¥ å ı ¥ ® Ï Ø ¿

Sadece diğer cevabı eksik bıraktım ama hala benimkinin en iyisi olduğunu düşünüyorum (hepimiz değil).

isolate quickly! Then read this short story: Funny Steve Jobs
. A Short Story
 by This Guy. Steve Jobs looked at the heavy stone in his hands and felt annoyed. He walked over to the window and reflected on his sunny surroundings. He had always loved nice Silicon Valley with its huge, hurt houses. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel annoyed. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Bill Gates. Bill was a happy monster with young heads and old feet. Steve gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a funny, irritating, beer drinker with skinny heads and ginger feet. His friends saw him as an abundant, average angel. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for an unusual old lady. But not even a funny person who had once made a cup of tea for an unusual old lady, was prepared for what Bill had in store today. The sun shone like coding dogs, making Steve violent. As Steve stepped outside and Bill came closer, he could see the anxious smile on his face. Bill glared with all the wrath of 9230 stupid healthy humans. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want money." Steve looked back, even more violent and still fingering the heavy stone. "Bill, you stole my idea," he replied. They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two creepy, curried cats challenging at a very sad party, which had jazz music playing in the background and two annoying uncles doing to the beat. Steve regarded Bill's young heads and old feet. "I feel the same way!" revealed Steve with a delighted grin. Bill looked sad, his emotions blushing like a charming, cheerful computer. Then Bill came inside for a nice drink of beer. THE END

harika

'Dear Bossman,
I finally found the formula to calculate the salary for the new employees.
In the salary software just enter the following:'
print "${(args.toList()*.toInteger()).sort()}"'
Sincerely,
Employee'

05AB1E

Dear Boss‚

I hope I{qualify for this new function. I once again want to sincerely apologize for my earlier secret message.
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to work at this apartment instead.
I must admit it's hard to resist the urge to write code, but I'll do my best.

Thank you.

Kind regards from your new secretary,
Kevin Cruijssen

Çevrimiçi deneyin. (TIO biraz daha eski olan eski sürümü kullanıyor. Yine de yeni 05AB1E sürümüyle aynı şekilde çalışıyor.)

Açıklama:

05AB1E kodu, dizelerin veya sıkıştırılmış dizenin / sayıların dışındaki yeni satırları ve boşlukları yok sayar ((if-) bu ifadeyi daha önce kullanmaya çalıştığım daha önce öğrendiğim (if-) else-ifadesi kullanılmadığı sürece). Bu açıklamada.

DearBoss‚Ihope # These are all no-ops; they do execute, but won't affect the output:
D              #  Duplicates the (implicit) input-list
 e             #  Calculates the number of permutations of each item in the list
               #  (NOTE: this might time-out depending on the values in the input-list)
  a            #  Check if these numbers are letters (becomes a list of 0s / falsey values)
   r           #  Reverse the items on the stack
    B          #  Base conversion
     o         #  Raise 2 to the power of each number
      s        #  Swap the top two items on the stack
       s       #  Swap the top two items on the stack
        ‚      #  Pair the top two items
               #  (NOTE: This is not a regular comma (,), since that would print the top of
               #   the stack to STDOUT, which we of course don't want here.)
         I     #  Push the input-list again
          h    #  Convert each value to hexadecimal
           o   #  Raise 2 to the power of each integer value
            p  #  Check for each if it's a prime
             e #  Calculate the number of permutations of each item again

I{q            # Then the actual program comes:
I              #  Push the input-list
 {             #  Sort it
  q            #  Stop the program
               #   This makes everything that comes after it no-ops
               #   And will output the top of the stack implicitly as result

Tüm bunları çalışırken görmek için çevrimiçi hata ayıklama modu ile deneyin.

zsh

Kodun veya yaratıcı yazmanın zor olup olmadığını bilmiyorum.

: RE: The state of the evaluation process; eval `#problems'

: While I appreciate your enthusiasm, going to `print `
: this for the world to see isn't helpful in the long run.
: Please, don't make any more enemies than you already have.
:
: > People seem to just want that `'$'`: It's a big problem
: > which needs to be resolved. People need to buy into the
: > company's team-based philosophy `'{'`: ... ''}''
:
: While I do not deny that people "just want that '$'",
: I absolutely disagree that it's a _bad_ thing. Employees
: should not be guilty for wanting to leave for greener
: pastures, so you should try and provide _some_ incentive
: to stay.
:
: > And yet everyone want's to just check "(y)" or `'(n)'`
: > without giving _any_ further feedback... You're too LAZY!
:
: I want to stop you here. Accusations like this against my
: team are _not_ to be tolerated. We do a _lot_ behind the 
: scenes which you _clearly_ aren't aware of. Please refrain
: from `'@-ing'' any of my team, and think with a bit more
: empathy next time, thank you.

-- Gamma :-}'

Çevrimiçi deneyin!

• Not: Bu, çalıştırıldığı dizinde "People" ve "without" adlı dosyalar oluşturur.

• İlk satırdan, bunu eval, ardından da geri dönüş çubuklarını görebilirsiniz.

• # commentsSatır sonu, tırnakların veya geri dönüş çubuklarının çözümlenmesini engellemeye devam ettiğinden, :girintilemek için no-op'ları kullanıyoruz.

• Bunun boyunca kullandığımız standart model `: lots of filler text.... : more filler text, then an important `'X'` : back to the garbage

• Sonunda bir istisna: @-ingEn sondan }hiçbiri op-op değil.

• İkame işlemi bittiğinde şunu okur: Hiçbir şey yapmadan eval print $'${(n)@-ing any of my team, and think with a bit more\n: empathy next time, thank you.\n\n-- Gamma :-}'sonraki çöp @, hiçbir şey yapmaz, bu nedenle bu print ${(n)@}, sadece parametrelerin sayısal bir cinsidir.

Jöle , 91 bayt

Gee Boss,
Go to Starbuck. Whoops, forgot the (sorry for the dot, my keyboard's messed up)
Ṣ

Çevrimiçi deneyin!

JavaScript (Node.js)

Attachment => (

`Date: 2019/5/30

Dear my Majestic Boss,

Re: Business Trip to Japan

I'm writing to confirm itinerary for the next trip to Japan will be as follows:

`? (Tennoji, Osaka) => ("Shinsaibashi Tower", Osaka)

|| // Day 1

Tennoji [Osaka, "sort"] 
(Hotel = (JPY$14112, Taxed) => `So I will stay here for one night, and I will be charged this price:

`? JPY$14112 + (0 - Taxed) 
:`This is the total price and what I will claim afterwards.`

):0) (Attachment)

|| // Day 2

"Shinsaibashi Tower" [Conference, `NOT FOR SHOPPING`]

`I will be coming back on Day 2, so the trip will not cost too much hopefully.

Best regards,
The-former-programmer`

Çevrimiçi deneyin!

Tamam, görünüşe göre bu bir güzergah. Bir yıl sonra farklı yönde başka bir cevap.

Gerçekten önemli kısmı Attachment => (Tennoji => Tennoji["sort"]((JPY$14112, Taxed) => JPY$14112 - Taxed))(Attachment)

C #

// Sevgili Patron Adam,

/*i have a */public/*shed a*/ List /*of*/ <string>/*s
to*/ Sort /*for you on our internal website
please take a look at the */(List /*of*/ <string>/*s and*/ check){
/*them for company restrictions. please also */check /*the */.Sort();/*ing of the     list*/
/*furthermore could you please */return /*an email to me in which you state your */check/*ing state*/;}

// sincerely your slave Rob